fuckviserys:

Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.

accio-shitpost:

some of you never got repeatedly and profoundly disappointed by a creator that you used to look up to a lot and it shows

toshio:

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Anonymous: Why are you so interested in cattle?

hungwy:

i bet you want me to say i want to fuck them huh. thats what you want. you think just because a guy looks up cow fertility rates he must want to fuck cattle. you want me to say that because you think its funny huh. you sent this ask to bait me into saying i want cow sex. well bud its not funny. i wont have it. i will never fuck a cow.

aderblack:

skelekitty42:

yourfavisawarcriminal:

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Phineas and Ferb are war criminals!

Aren’t they a little young to be war criminals?

Yes, yes they are.

hamotzi:

bedlingtons!

the-original-cinnamon-roll:

Countless studies: hot showers are bad for you!! They dry out and damage your skin!

Me: I Will Boil Myself Like A Lobster If I So Choose

weeniebagel:

“I can’t believe Francis has us playing this stupid Undertale shit. I miss Counter Strike.”